THE DUCK

A duck walks into a bar and says ” Got any bread?”
And the barman says “No”
And the duck says “Got any bread?”
And the barman, “No!”.
“Got any bread?”
“I said, N-O NO!”
“Got any bread?”
“For cryin’ out loud – N-O spells NO and I mean NO! !”
“Got any bread?”
“NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!”
“Got any bread?”
“Look, if you ask me one more f****** time if I’ve got any
bread, I’m going to nail your fucking beak to the f****** bar!!
WE HAVE NO F****** BREAD!!!”

“Got any nails?”

“No!”

“Got any bread?”

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