Sikh Jokes

Well you need to know understand some Punjabi words to get the pun in these ones. Never mind eh, you can nag your Indian work mate to explain all these.

Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I’m a”kela”.

Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just “mutter”ed.

Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: “Aaloo?”

Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.

Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do phools fall in love?

Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I’m a mota car.

Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don’t unda-stand.

Q: Where do earrings go on holiday?
A: Bali

Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: Jhinga Bells.

Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was puri.

Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: “Aaloo lonesome tonight?”

Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.

Q: What do you call a bald poet?
A: Ik-bal.

Dis da funkiest…
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza – “HUT”

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