Favorite Ralph Quotes

Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!

I bent my wookie.

The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there

Ralph: “Daddy, I’m scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.”
Chief Wiggum: “Just relax and it’ll come, son.”

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

And, when the doctor said I didn’t have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life

I found a moonrock in my nose!

That’s where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

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