I didn’t do it, no one saw me do it, there’s no way you can prove anything!
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
I think its ironic that for once dad’s butt prevented the release of toxic gas
Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I’m proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
Why would anyone want to hurt me? I’m this century’s Dennis the Menace!
Aren’t we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
What’s Santa’s Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he’s trying to jump over, but he can’t quite make it.
I can’t stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it’s from a rubber spider down your dress – Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa’s dress.
I don’t know! I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I’ll do it again!
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.