Category Archives: Quickies
What do you call a woodpecker that has lost his beak?
Did you here about the Irishman who came bounding into his local shouting to his pal,”I got twins, i got twins”
His Irish mate looks at him bewildered and says,”do you know who the other father is?”
What’s the difference between an airfix model and Gordon Brown ?
One of them is a glueless kit
What did the 1 tampon say to the next tampon?
See you next period.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months:
I don’t like to interrupt her.
Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde lesbian?
A: Well, she kept having affairs with men.
What’s the speed limit of sex?
68, at 69 you have to turn around.
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him – Is he still wrong?
Q: What would a blonde use for protection during sex?
A: A bus shelter.