Category Archives: Quickies

Lost beak

What do you call a woodpecker that has lost his beak?
A headbanger.

Animals, Quickies | Leave a comment | 49 views

Twins

Did you here about the Irishman who came bounding into his local shouting to his pal,”I got twins, i got twins”
His Irish mate looks at him bewildered and says,”do you know who the other father is?”

Irish, Quickies | Leave a comment | 54 views

Airfix Model

What’s the difference between an airfix model and Gordon Brown ?
One of them is a glueless kit

News and Politics, Quickies | Leave a comment | 45 views

Tampon

What did the 1 tampon say to the next tampon?
See you next period.

Quickies, Sexuality | Leave a comment | 732 views

Dumb Blond Jokes

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Blondes, Quickies | Leave a comment | 704 views

Spoken To My Wife

I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months:
I don’t like to interrupt her.

Men and Women, Quickies | Leave a comment | 622 views

Blonde Lesbian

Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde lesbian?
A: Well, she kept having affairs with men.

Blondes, Quickies | Leave a comment | 704 views

Speed Limit Of Sex

What’s the speed limit of sex?
68, at 69 you have to turn around.

Quickies | Leave a comment | 579 views

Middle Of The forest

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him – Is he still wrong?

Men and Women, Quickies | Leave a comment | 395 views

Protection

Q: What would a blonde use for protection during sex?
A: A bus shelter.

Blondes, Quickies | Leave a comment | 379 views
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