Drunk Phoned Police

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!” he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. “Never mind,” he said with a hiccup, “I got in the back seat by mistake.”

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